when you get into a fight with your mom and your dad doesn’t take your side
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when you get into a fight with your mom and your dad doesn’t take your side
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When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection
IM SCREAMING
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I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus
this story makes me laugh and cry
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